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Mana Drought
00:59
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ive got creatures that i cant summon
i got spells that i cant cast
mana drought got me feeling so
mana drought got me feeling so depressed
got me feeling so
mana drought
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look at "high and mighty" over there at the pub
spotting rounds of beers for pals and buying all the girls clothes off
i bet you never rescued one, swept an angel from her cell
you just botted quick for 99s I wish youd shut your bragging mouth
winguardium levio shut up
you show your trophies off and everyones impressed
winguardium levio shut up
you lack the one that counts when you get undressed
look at "high and mighty" over there on the floor
he just laughed so hard at his own joke he fell off his high horse
you can max your id and ego leviosa swish and flick
but your superficial-flaw-deflector wont be any good through my fist
winguardium levio shut up
you show your trophies off and everyones impressed
winguardium levio shut up
you lack the one that counts when you get undressed
it makes me sick
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3. |
I Like You
02:43
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i like you
id like to
teach you alchemy so you can be a wizard 2
ill show you the ropes
get your own broom
lvl up what matters and fill up your mana bar
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Dumped By Your Cleric
03:00
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cast healing cause if you are then im not feeling
any effects yet in my chest
cause its hollow i feel like i wont see tomorrow
or the next day i feel neglected and betrayed
ive been burned and ive been bitten
but nothing hurts worse than being dumped by a cleric
cast shelter and use your runes of law and nature
to make sense of the situation
and its sad that my ex-girlfriend has
my life in her hands but she wont use regen
i dont know why shes in this clan
now my horcrux heart cant bear it
cause nothing hurts worse than being dumped by a cleric
bruised bleeding bludgeoned and shocked
why are apologies ever enough
im sorry ive come clean
now why wont you heal me?
cause nothing hurts worse than
being dumped by a cleric
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Lvl 40 (Congratulations)
01:44
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lvl 40 (congratulations)
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size reduction
magic potion oh
rolled a snake-eyes
heres your chance card
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7. |
The Wand Chooses You
01:11
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you see it there
it beckon calls
the wand chooses you
through the smoke and through the fog
the wand chooses you
you see your friends beyond the wall
the wand chooses you
betray them now
fight them off
the wand chooses you
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8. |
Remodeled Dungeon
02:19
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now im not one to brag or boast
but who's the alchemist you envy the most
i bailed the banks out, i spawned this whole house
take a look in the basement youll never guess what else
remodeled dungeon
real woolly mammoth blood-stained spikes
remodeled dungeon
a trap door cage with snakes inside
remodeled dungeon
booby traps of every size
remodeled dungeon
if you think ive got no taste
its the same series of steel from the lord of the rings
if you think im not cold enough
to send you along with a one way ticket down a trap door youre wrong
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Jk I'm Totes a Drag, Bro
02:05
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im a human just like you are
trapped in a tower on high hrothgar
im a human just like you are
im a human so rescue me
im a human just like you are
in a conundrum of my own heart
im a human just like you are
im a human so rescue me
just kidding im a dragon
with an intelligence of 100
just kidding im a dragon
im a dragon dont fuck with me
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Fountain of Youth
02:41
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i dont need to hear im getting older
cause i can already tell
when im putting 10,000 hours on a game ive had forever
thats the truth ive used up all of my brews
but mountain dew 100 proof is my fountain of youth
but enough about that
i dont need your help
from water to wine and wine to gold
ive got the fountain of wealth
its just alchemy and you are always running your mouth
about the future theres no stopping it now
and thats fine if you wanna live forever
id rather live for now dont wanna out live my welcome thats all
as if one life wasnt enough
ive got everything i needed and i dont care much for the world
thats fine if you wanna live forever
id rather live for now dont wanna out live my welcome thats all
as if one life wasnt enough
ive had everything i needed and i never gave much to the ones
less fortunate lvl 22s cause i forget myself that i was one too
its easy to get caught up in vanity
i oughta restore my attitude and not my youth
mountain dew 100 proof
(is my fountain of youth)
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Lvl 40 (Reprise)
02:09
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i see through you
i can see through you
i see through you with the eye of the newt
its not an impossibility
or your potion of invisibility no
i see clearly i see you
i gave you all my time
but i was lvl 40 and you were lvl 29
our quest for purpose fell through
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Medusa Goes to Bermuda
02:56
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you've got whip-like lashes and 7 rows of teeth
and an evil grin i cant stop thinking of when i fall asleep
you keep heads on pikes of every man you've slain
can you save a spot for me in your bed
ill make it worth it
a kingdom terrorist and i will do my best to stop you
what have i gotten myself into
i think its obvious that were both catching hints
when im staring at your eyes and you're ok with it
well i traveled sun-bleached lands to hold your hand and say you're beautiful as hell
but your stare splits open seas and cuts through trees
i hope you know you scare me half to death
and thats a compliment
so what do you say my dear lets get out of here
i know a place, bermuda
but its all in my head i know you'd never go for it
instead we'll remain enemies between firefights we'll wed
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13. |
Hexes on Exes
02:17
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we like casting hexes
but only on our exes
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Offline Limbo
03:00
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logging offline way passed bedtime
ill wait right here until next time
exit server closing browser
ill be patient till you return
and ill wait in the same place where you left me
log in continue from our save entry
still the same username and same password
until then ill remain invisible to the game world and you
out of sight, out of mind, out of memory room
imagine all the accounts offline that you walk through
NPCs in a sea of open-world turmoil
waiting for all its players to return from limbo
♥
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Flabbercasters Baltimore, Maryland
Wizard pop. Lvl 40 jams.
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