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Leaderbored

from Syphilis Totalus by Flabbercasters

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lyrics

i can't get out of bed
i've leveled all my skills and now
i'm lazy bored and lonely with my millions, free from curses
i could quest for your hand but what's the point when you're with him
so i'll look to the book
not the one 'bout god but the one that gets me drunk
and i'll find the biggest cauldron, one that i can swim in
that's where i'll brew my potions

i'll drink these potions like they're medicine to try and snuff this slump i'm in
maybe hit the wizard gym one night
i'll buy a magic mirror so that i can see myself in different light
feel my life is going right, it's not
i put in the time and for what
to climb to the top of the leaderboard and fuckin' jump

well it happened again
i thought i could impress you so i'm drawing up the blueprints for my minions who build buildings to erect a statue of you naked
and a castle in my pants
but you don't even look
you're too good for me cause you think you're in love
so i'll find the biggest cauldron the one that i can swim in
that's where i'll brew my potions

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from Syphilis Totalus, released July 1, 2019

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